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Take off your pants and jacket it’s snot time." />Skip to main contentclockmenumore-arrownoyesHorizontal - r Sign UpLog InSign UpFanpostsFanshotsTexansOddsAboutMastheadCommunity GuidelinesStubHubMoreAll 322 blogs on Horizontal - WhiteFanposts Fanshots Texans StoriesScheduleRosterStatsYahoo Texans NewsYahoo Texans Team PageYahoo Texans ReportYahoo Texans Depth ChartYahoo Texans TransactionsYahoo Texans PhotosOdds About Masthead Community Guidelines StubHub ✕Filed under:Saturday Night Open ThreadS.N.O.T. (5-11-2019)New Shane Lechler Color Rush Jersey ,112commentsTake off your pants and jacket it’s snot time. CDTShareTweetShareShareS.N.O.T. (5-11-2019)Photo by Terry Fincher/Keystone/Getty ImagesIt’s embarrassing. I’m a grown man, with a job, house, wife, and kids. Yet, for whatever reason, my mood depends so much on the weather. I’m furious and dying. It’s May and it’s gray and raining and everything is soaked. My skin is wrinkled and my heart wails in my soggy chest, writhing in my sunken flesh, gasping, decaying in some bog. I can’t take it. I want those big bright sunny days. I want to swim and run and walk and melt. Baste me in bronze. Dye my hair blonde. Instead I’m a malodorous ghoul. I can’t take it. My head hurts. I’ve been drinking too much caffeine. What’s the point of eating well and exercising? What’s the point of falling in love? What’s the point of anything?Maybe it will change some tomorrow. Maybe the sun pokes it’s big stupid head out Natrell Jamerson Color Rush Jersey , says lol, and runs back behind the clouds like someone walked in on it in the shower. Hopefully I can stamp around in the mud and listen to the water and read modernist literature. Because when Monday comes, it’s more of the same dull drab gray. Anyways, here’s your SNOT for the night to discuss whatever: the Rockets folding like a two ton couch, tomorrow’s game sevens, Diablo 2 character builds, just how much you love your mother, globalism, and whatever the hell else. Just remember the standard commenting rules apply. Dang, it’s already Wednesday. Monday feels so long ago. Here we are. And with it comes injury and roster news as the Texans quickly shuffle onwards to hosting the Cleveland Browns on Sunday. First things first: D’Onta Foreman is practicing but still isn’t ready to play yet. The Texans’ second year running back Justin Reid Color Rush Jersey , who tore his Achilles a year ago, still hasn’t made it back to the point that he’s ready for game action.Unfortunately, it’s going to be another week of Alfred Blue getting 13 carries for 40 yards. On a positive note, everyone’s favorite scrappy inside linebacker will be back this week. Dylan Cole has been activated and Josh Keyes has been released to make room for him. Cole went to the shop to repair a dislocated wrist and had arthroscopic knee surgery during his stay at the doctor’s office. Cole is back just in time to play Cleveland. Sadly, DeShone Kizer and Kevin Hogan aren’t around to play musical chairs while Hue Jackson refuses to stop the CD from spinning. Keke Coutee left Monday’s game with a hamstring injury. That same vile piece of soft issue that has been hampering him all year long. He’s trending to play this Sunday, but he still may not. For insurance purposes, the Texans worked out former Jets wide receiver Devin Smith. That’s all we got for now. All that’s left to do is wait around for Sunday to get here.